Funny 79% Battery Tee - Classic Colors Phone Humor Shirt
Made to order on 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in polyester), it is pre-shrunk with shoulder-to-shoulder taping to hold up wash after wash. The unisex cut runs slightly small on men and about a half size large on women, so glance at the size chart before picking your color. A dependable, funny gift for the friend who likes their humor low-key and their shirts in darker tones.
Quality & Materials
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
- Unisex fit - runs slightly small for men
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the sizing run?
Our tees are unisex and run slightly small for men - if you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, we recommend sizing up. Refer to the size guide above for chest and length measurements.
What is the shirt made of?
100% combed and ring-spun cotton with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability. The fabric is pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape after multiple washes, and the print is applied with direct-to-garment ink that stays sharp wash after wash.
How should I wash the shirt to keep the print sharp?
Machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry on low. Skip the bleach and avoid ironing directly over the print area. With normal care, the design holds up through years of regular wear.
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is made to order - typical production is 2–5 business days, plus shipping time based on your address. Order tracking and delivery estimates are handled through the Etsy listing.
Can I return or exchange the shirt?
Because every shirt is made to order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. If your shirt arrives damaged or with a print defect, message us through the Etsy listing and we'll make it right.