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Dibs On The Bass Guitar Music Humor Tee
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Bass Guitar

Funny Dibs On The Bass Tee Shirt - Guitar Music Humor Gift

Every jam session starts the same way - someone calls dibs on the bass, and this shirt makes that claim permanent and official. The playful 'Dibs On The Bass' graphic speaks to every musician who knows exactly which instrument they're reaching for before anyone else gets the chance.

Crafted from breathable, pre-shrunk cotton that maintains its shape through countless washes and gig nights. Available in seven colors and sizes up to 3XL, the unisex cut provides comfortable movement whether you're actually playing or just proudly claiming your territory.

Individually produced per order with vivid direct-to-garment printing, each shirt delivers crisp graphics and reliable durability. It makes an excellent gift for the bassist in any friend group - the one who always gets to the instrument first.

Available Colors

Black, Brown, Forest, Asphalt, Steel Blue, Pebble Brown, White

Sizes Size Guide

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Quality & Materials

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
  • Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
  • Unisex fit - runs slightly small for men
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the sizing run?

Our tees are unisex and run slightly small for men - if you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, we recommend sizing up. Refer to the size guide above for chest and length measurements.

What is the shirt made of?

100% combed and ring-spun cotton with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability. The fabric is pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape after multiple washes, and the print is applied with direct-to-garment ink that stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash the shirt to keep the print sharp?

Machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry on low. Skip the bleach and avoid ironing directly over the print area. With normal care, the design holds up through years of regular wear.

How long does shipping take?

Each shirt is made to order - typical production is 2–5 business days, plus shipping time based on your address. Order tracking and delivery estimates are handled through the Etsy listing.

Can I return or exchange the shirt?

Because every shirt is made to order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. If your shirt arrives damaged or with a print defect, message us through the Etsy listing and we'll make it right.