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Bought it for myself to go with my Bassist hubby's b-day Bass player shirts for our shared birthday! Great quality and great shop! Thanks!
Dana · Aug 2026, via Etsy
Bass Guitar
Funny Dibs On The Bass Tee Shirt - Guitar Music Humor Gift
Every jam session starts the same way - someone calls dibs on the bass, and this shirt makes that claim permanent and official. The playful 'Dibs On The Bass' graphic speaks to every musician who knows exactly which instrument they're reaching for before anyone else gets the chance.
Crafted from breathable, pre-shrunk cotton that maintains its shape through countless washes and gig nights. Available in seven colors and sizes up to 3XL, the unisex cut provides comfortable movement whether you're actually playing or just proudly claiming your territory.
Individually produced per order with vivid direct-to-garment printing, each shirt delivers crisp graphics and reliable durability. It makes an excellent gift for the bassist in any friend group - the one who always gets to the instrument first.
Crafted from breathable, pre-shrunk cotton that maintains its shape through countless washes and gig nights. Available in seven colors and sizes up to 3XL, the unisex cut provides comfortable movement whether you're actually playing or just proudly claiming your territory.
Individually produced per order with vivid direct-to-garment printing, each shirt delivers crisp graphics and reliable durability. It makes an excellent gift for the bassist in any friend group - the one who always gets to the instrument first.
Size Guide
Quality & Materials
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Pre-shrunk, 4.2 oz, side-seamed with a tear-away label
- Unisex retail fit - true to size, cut slim
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
What buyers said about this one
All reviews →★★★★★
Excellent product - thank you.
Jason · Aug 2026, via Etsy
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the sizing run?
Our tees are unisex with a modern retail fit - true to size, but cut slimmer through the body than a boxy classic tee. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, we recommend sizing up. Refer to the size guide above for chest and length measurements.
What is the shirt made of?
It depends on the color. Solids are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash and Heather Prism are 99/1 cotton to polyester; Athletic and Black Heather are 90/10; the other heathers are 52/48. Every one is 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a tear-away label. The print is applied with direct-to-garment ink that stays sharp wash after wash.
How should I wash the shirt to keep the print sharp?
Machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry on low. Skip the bleach and avoid ironing directly over the print area. With normal care, the design holds up through years of regular wear.
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is made to order - typical production is 2–5 business days, plus shipping time based on your address. Order tracking and delivery estimates are handled through the Etsy listing.
Can I return or exchange the shirt?
Because every shirt is made to order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. If your shirt arrives damaged or with a print defect, message us through the Etsy listing and we'll make it right.
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